My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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