JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I am available for nakedness
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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