How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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