Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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