My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
