No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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