Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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