this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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