I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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