When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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