Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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