Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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