You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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