No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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