just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
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Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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