the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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