Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I love you. Go after that dick
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