I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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