i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My breasts were aching with rage.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."