What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.