so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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