I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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