I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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