He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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