Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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