idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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