my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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