he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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