I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Less talking, more tequila
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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