You're my little dorito
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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