Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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