Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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