i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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