Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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