I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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