I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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