Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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