You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Dear god my vagina.
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