what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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