yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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