id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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