So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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