Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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