Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
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