But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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