he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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