Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
