not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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