My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
NoShamevember. You game?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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