Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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