"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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