Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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