The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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