But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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