p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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