He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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